Welcome to this weeks edition of
Sherry & the Pizza Sluts patiently wait for a table outside of
Jacques-Imo's as they celebrate whats-his-names birthday
our wait grew longer and longer and Sherry
let the stragglers have it as they finally left
and a great time was had by all
until Sherry decided she needed another drink
and had no problem letting her waitress know about it
Sherry then attempted to take a bong hit off the Aquarium
Light
since 1947 actually
sensing a long weekend, Sherry stopped for a breather and
a quick
hang with her buddy,Brian the doorman of the Maple Leaf
the next morning we were off for
Flip's Surprise Birthday Party in Florida
somewhere around Pascagoula we passed Zach making a haul
our next stop was at the World Famous Flora-Bama Lounge....
Sherry was hoping to hook up with that fun loving Crawford Family
The Flora-Bama is obviously a family bar
with liberty and justice for all
(unless you're a minority)
Sherry's usual front row table was awaiting her arrival,
where she was enjoying the show when she spotted guess who?
that's right....The Crawfords
immediately Sherry was asked to join in their gala family
celebration
but soon it was time to make our move on Florida
and onto Flip's Surprise Party
(even the people throwing the party didn't know we were coming....
we're pretty sure we were invited, but no time for minor details)
Sherry was taken aback by the surprise greetings
she received when we stopped at Jellystone Park
but was overwhelmed when she spotted her old friend Yogi
next she stopped into see her granddaughter Kylee when a
Koala Bear
mysteriously jumped out from behind the couch and wrapped itself around
her neck....no time to waste it was onto the big Surprise Party
S-U-R-P-R-I-S-E....hey where is everybody???
out back with the birthday boy
Flip's brother-in-law Mike forgot to bring a gift
but did show Flip the joys of a Father Nelson
(I bet those Pulitzer people are sorry he wasn't their winner now)
upon hearing we had just gotten more booze,
Sherry is helped to the bar by Karen & Big Red Lipped Mama
Karen, Big Red Lipped Mama, Sherry & Flip
then set a new world record of 4 Heads Super Glued Together
there was an attempt at 6 Heads Super Glued Together
but it was ruled 3 "2s" and not a "6"
Ladies & Gentlemen....The Original Pink Ladies (minus Helen)
Sherry was this weeks winner of
"find the bottle of Fighting Cock Bourbon"
which she promptly consumed
and then immediately formed The Kazoo/Zydeco Tie Trio
whats-his-name didn't want to let on he had missed the word "bubbles"
when Karen asked him if he wanted her to blow bubbles for him
some people gave up and said they had partied enough
but Flip & Sherry vowed to party until pigs fly
then.....guess what??????
seeing this as a sign....Rocket Boy took off and we all went home
that's all for this week
but stay tuned....because there are always
more
Adventures of Sherry
